Oh! Look at you. Wait! I didn’t come for you. But look how cool you are. You are hip, trendy, and a bit risky. You are sooooooooooooooooo NOT me. But I want you! Let me JUST try you on. What will it hurt? Oh no! I like you even more. Hmmmm…how bad can you be?  You are in the clearance section. Let me take a look…YIKES! You definitely are not clearance. But wait look at your brand name. Shoot, that just makes me want you more. What should I do? My personal envelope is on empty. Getting you  ...